Thursday, July 26
Saturday, July 21
Monday, July 16
Friday, July 13
Срочно в номер
В ТараБруч подорожал Гинесс. До 198 рублей. Килкенни и Ньюкасл остались на том же уровне.
Thursday, July 12
Wednesday, July 11
Великолепный Виан
Петер Нья вышел с сестрой из кино. После душного кинозала, где воняло еще не просохшей краской, приятно было вдыхать свежий, чуть пахнущий лимоном ночной воздух. Показали глубоко безнравственный мультфильм, и Петер Нья был так разъярен, что стал размахивать курткой и нанес телесное повреждение одной пожилой, еще совсем не тронутой даме. Людей на улице опережали запахи. От света фонарей, фар машин и огней кинотеатров слегка рябило в глазах....
Tuesday, July 10
Monday, July 2
Joke of the Day
Paddy & Mick arrive in London, and Mick spots this exclusive shop, with garments in the window. He spots signs stating prices; Suits from £15, jackets £12.50, trousers £10.
The enrepreneur in Mick speaks to Paddy; "Paddy, we'd fuckin double them prices back in Dublin. c'mon in, and let me do the talkin, but don't let on we're Irish or the fucker will know we're on to a good thing - leave it to me, I can speak with an English accent'"
Mick says to the sales guy, "I'll take 25 suits 35 jackets, and 50 pairs of pants - I'll get me mate Paddy to bring the van round the back".
Salesperson says to him, "you're Irish aren't you?" Mick replies, " how the fuck would you know that?".
Salesperson says, "'cos this is a dry cleaners".
The enrepreneur in Mick speaks to Paddy; "Paddy, we'd fuckin double them prices back in Dublin. c'mon in, and let me do the talkin, but don't let on we're Irish or the fucker will know we're on to a good thing - leave it to me, I can speak with an English accent'"
Mick says to the sales guy, "I'll take 25 suits 35 jackets, and 50 pairs of pants - I'll get me mate Paddy to bring the van round the back".
Salesperson says to him, "you're Irish aren't you?" Mick replies, " how the fuck would you know that?".
Salesperson says, "'cos this is a dry cleaners".
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