Friday, September 29

Mlada Boleslav

Мой любимый чешский клуб Млада Болеслав, с которым я заочно знаком по его выступлениям во второй чешской лиге лет 5 назад, вчера вышел в групповой этап кубка УЕФА, сенсационно победив Марсель со счетом 4-2. Победный гол (в первой встрече во Франции чехи уступили 0-1) Томаш Седлачек забил на третьей минуте добавленного времени !

Tuesday, September 26

Post of the Day

spb_ru: Из Питера по Заполярной Европе.

Матч на первенство Мира по шахматам 2006. Топалов - Крамник

Восхитительная вторая игра!

По ссылке можно смотреть java-трансляцию с комментариями. Давно не видел таких красивых игр (учитывая как немного красоты можно понять в матчах монстров) на таком высоком уровне.

Saturday, September 23

This bloke Sam's been working on the stock exchange for 15 years and the stress has finally got to him.So he quits his job and buys a cottage in the middle of nowhere, right up in the highlands of Scotland.

For six months he doesnt see a soul, until one evening, just as hes finishing his dinner, theres a knock on the door.He opens it and there, on his door step, is a gigantic, ginger-bearded Scotsman in a kilt.

Names Hamish. Im your neighbour from the other side of the glen.Im having a party on saturday and I thought you might like to come along.
Thats very kind of you,says Sam.After six months of this Im ready to meet some of the locals.Thank you very much.
Good says Hamish with a smile. I better warn you though ,theres going to be some serious drinking done.
No problem says Sam.After 15 years in the stock markets I can drink with the best of them.
More likely to be a bit of a punch up at some point as well says Hamish.
Oh Im sure I,ll be OK, says Sam.Ican look after myself,and besides I tend to get along with most people.
One last thing says Hamish as he turns to leave, Ive seen some pretty wild sex at these parties as well.

Well now your talking says Sam,what time shall I come over.?
Oh whatever time suits you, says Hamish .After all its only going to be the two of us.

Thursday, September 21

http://absurdopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ктулху

Friday, September 15

have you heard about the irish boomerang?
it dosent come back it just sings songs about how much it wants to

Monday, September 11

Four men went golfing together one day; three headed to the first tee and one went into the club house to take care of the bill. The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a home builder and he's so successful that he gave a friend a new home - for free."

The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He''s so successful that he gave a friend two Cadillacs."

The third man, not wanting to be outdone bragged, "My son is a stock broker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay. I'm not totally thrilled about it, but he must be good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, two cars, and a stock portfolio."

Friday, September 8

Математик организовал лотерею с бесконечным количеством денег в качестве приза. Когда выигравший пришёл за своим призом, математик стал объяснять ему условия выплаты: "Один доллар сейчас, 1/2 доллара на следующей неделе, 1/3 доллара через две недели…"

Tuesday, September 5

Photo of the Day

Craig Johnston daughter.

I wish I could make such photo myself.

Фотки с "последнего дня августа"

Канонерский остров. Последние выходные лета.

Кликабельно.













Monday, September 4

Lleo пишет

Стихи для школ с православным уклоном

Post of the Day

Самолетики

У меня заработала аська. Стучитесь.

Не по теме: "Эхо Москвы" сообщает, что Чечня решила вмешаться в ситуацию в Карелии, где прошли кавказские погромы. Несколько минут назад стало известно, что в город Кондопогу отправилась делегация чеченского парламента.