Thursday, July 10

Joke of the Day

This guy approaches an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. "Excuse me. I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" 

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the older fellow said, "Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?"

"I have no idea but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere."