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Tuesday, November 21
Joke of the Day
An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he
orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone else is fine. It's me." "I've quit drinking!"
The bartender says to him, "You know, a pint goes flat after I draw it; it would taste better if you bought one at a time." The Irishman replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in America, the other in Australia, and I'm here in Dublin. When we all left home, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days we all drank together."
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.
The Irishman becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way: he
orders three pints and drinks the three pints by taking drinks from each of them in turn.
One day, he comes in and orders two pints. All the other regulars in the bar notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your great loss."
The Irishman looks confused for a moment, then a lights dawns in his eye and he laughs. "Oh, no," he says, "Everyone else is fine. It's me." "I've quit drinking!"
Monday, November 20
Шендерович о Грузии
... тбилисцы тяжело оскорблены нами, которых считали и считают братьями — и как дети рады теперь любому человеческому лицу, отрытому сердцу, доброму слову. Любому подтверждению того, что Россия – это не Сергей Иванов и не Владимир Путин, а еще что-то другое...
Конец цитаты. От себя предлагаю выпить за это "другое".
Конец цитаты. От себя предлагаю выпить за это "другое".
Friday, November 17
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Wednesday, November 8
Tuesday, November 7
Во-первых, всех с 7м ноября!
Во-вторых, я забыл мобильник дома.
В-третьих, Сами Хьюпия в 6й раз за 8 лет признан лучшим футболистом Финляндии.
В-четвертых, здесь - апдейт.
В-пятых, все забываю похвастаться, что я на той неделе сменил дислокацию (в пределах офиса), и теперь сижу у окна (во всю стену) рядом с доктором физико-математических наук , профессором и chief software architect-ом нашей компании.
Во-вторых, я забыл мобильник дома.
В-третьих, Сами Хьюпия в 6й раз за 8 лет признан лучшим футболистом Финляндии.
В-четвертых, здесь - апдейт.
В-пятых, все забываю похвастаться, что я на той неделе сменил дислокацию (в пределах офиса), и теперь сижу у окна (во всю стену) рядом с доктором физико-математических наук , профессором и chief software architect-ом нашей компании.
Wednesday, November 1
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