Wednesday, February 28
Monday, February 26
Wednesday, February 21
Greetings from Barcelona
Hi everyone!
I am at Barcelona. It is great there.
We played the game against Barca supporters and there is a report in the national paper about the match with a team photo featuring my face.
The city gets more and more Liverpool fans each hour. Red shirts and flags and songs all over the city centre.
The big match is today. Everyone looks like found some tickets which is great. If no shit happens I will enter the biggest stadium in Europe in several hours. Can´t fucking wait !
I am at Barcelona. It is great there.
We played the game against Barca supporters and there is a report in the national paper about the match with a team photo featuring my face.
The city gets more and more Liverpool fans each hour. Red shirts and flags and songs all over the city centre.
The big match is today. Everyone looks like found some tickets which is great. If no shit happens I will enter the biggest stadium in Europe in several hours. Can´t fucking wait !
Friday, February 16
Thursday, February 15
Wednesday, February 14
Tuesday, February 13
Joke of the Day
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has screwed him for ten
million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. It was considered an occupational benefit,
and why he got the job in the first place, since a deaf bookkeeper would not
be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing 10
million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.
million bucks.
This bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. It was considered an occupational benefit,
and why he got the job in the first place, since a deaf bookkeeper would not
be able to hear anything he'd ever have to testify about in court.
When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing 10
million bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?"
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million
dollars is hidden.
The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."
The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're
talking about."
That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't
tell him!"
The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !"
The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger.
Monday, February 12
Barcelona
Виза получена, билеты забронированы, отпуск подписан. Happy Days !
Выезжаю в воскресенье, 18 февраля.
19.02 - дорога до Барселоны через Ригу и Берлин
20.02 - Барселона, матч болельщиков Ливерпуля и Барселоны
21.02 - Барселона, матч 1/8 финала Лиги Чемпионов. FC Barcelona vs. Liverpool FC.
22.02 - Барселона, перелет в Амстердам
23.02 - Амстердам, перелет в Берлин
24.02 - Берлин
25.02 - Рига
Утром, в понедельник 26 февраля - я снова дома.
Будете рядом - дайте знать - пересечемся.
Выезжаю в воскресенье, 18 февраля.
19.02 - дорога до Барселоны через Ригу и Берлин
20.02 - Барселона, матч болельщиков Ливерпуля и Барселоны
21.02 - Барселона, матч 1/8 финала Лиги Чемпионов. FC Barcelona vs. Liverpool FC.
22.02 - Барселона, перелет в Амстердам
23.02 - Амстердам, перелет в Берлин
24.02 - Берлин
25.02 - Рига
Утром, в понедельник 26 февраля - я снова дома.
Будете рядом - дайте знать - пересечемся.
Friday, February 9
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