A Bolton fan walks into a pub with his dog just as the football scores come on the TV. The announcer says that Bolton have lost 3-0 and the dog immediately rolls over on its back, sticks its paws in the air and plays dead. 'That's amazing,' says the barman. 'What does he do when they win?'
The Bolton Fan scratches his head for a couple of minutes and finally replies: 'I dunno.... I've only had the dog for eight months.